In Jesus' Name. . .

"Let us be deceitful.
Let us be conniving.
Let us act as though nothing evil is taking place.
Let us smile in the faces of one another.
Let us lie heinously.
Let us be secretive and secluded.
Let us rob another of shelter.
Let us be justifiably greedy.
Let us giveth and taketh away with a false sense of authority.
Let us be cruel.
Let us be Hellish...

and please,
let us get away with it.

In Jesus' name,
Amen."

Such is the prayer of some who warm the frontmost pews.